Our phone/cable/internet bill. This was for just one call to "Information." Believe me, I heard it all from my wife already!
Her: "What were you thinking?"
Me: "I don't know. I just thought it would be a quarter or something."
Her: "Haven't you ever heard of the internet?"
Me: "Yeah, I just thought this would be easier."
Her: "Who were you trying to call, anyway?"
Me: "I don't remember. I remember I used "Information," but I'm not sure why.
Her: "This is no longer the 1980s. Use the internet."
PS: (Spoiler Alert!) Astronaut Dave Bowman goes through some sort of freaky space-light show, then turns into a baby. Made sense to me.